A Dodgy Dover Sole

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It is All-Hallow’s Eve

And the darker days have come.

There is chaos in Dover

As the town is overcome.

The soldiers loot and pillage

But the Duke is feeling green,

It may be a touch of dysentery

From some unclean Norman cuisine.

Or was it the people of Dover

Who cooked him a meal in a bowl,

A Halloween token for Willy –

Of a Dodgy Dover Sole!

 

THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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IT’S NOT LOOKING GOOD ON THE BATTLEFIELD

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THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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CELEBRATE TONIGHT FOR TOMORROW WE FIGHT

The Latest news from The Saxon Times read by Eadwine of Canterbury

THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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Telling Of Tales Of Battles Long Ago

Date Line 12th October 1066

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THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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An Epic March

News from the The Saxon Times, 6th October 1066

The Headlines

The Anglo-Saxon Army begin to arrive in London but need to be ready to march again by October 11th.

The King prays at Waltham Abbey for strength in his battle with Duke William.

THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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Dreaming Of Riches Beyond Compare

DREAMING OF A NEW KINGDOM.

Late on the 12th the Norman fleet is gathered safely at the mouth of the River Somme and Duke William must wait for the favourable winds that will start the invasion of Anglo-Saxon England.

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THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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IS DUKE WILLIAM RUNNING SCARED?

IS DUKE WILLIAM RUNNING SCARED?  

Clearly the King expected an invasion during the regular fighting season. The King’s forces are all trained and ready but there is no sight of any ships from Normandy. What is Duke William playing at?

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THERE’S MORE TO 1066 THAN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS

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Hostile Takeover Planned

The Saxon Times

1066: AUGUST NORWEGIAN NEWS

 TOSTIG’S TALES

europe-square-1.jpgTostig has finally found someone that will listen to him, listen to whatever tales he can tell and what tales they are.

He has convinced Harald Hardrada of Norway that England is ripe for the picking. Harold is down on the South Coast waiting for an expected invasion by Duke William of Normandy and the north lies unprotected.

“By the time that William invades England we shall control Northumbria and Mercia, re-taking the old Viking north” he whispers in Hardrada’s ear.

“Imagine, your Norse warriors striking fear into the North-East again, just like the old days. We can sail down the coast, sacking, looting and pillaging and be in York inside three weeks. Such riches, such wealth, such land and all yours for the taking.

You will become ‘the chosen one’ sweeping all before you.

There will be renewed pride in your fierce history. It will be the year to end all years, the war to end all wars.

We could crown you King by the end of the year.”

TOSTIG’S TREACHERY

It is Tostig’s treachery and promises of easy pickings that persuades King Harald III Hardrada of Norway to invade England.

One thing Tostig does well, the only thing Tostig does well, is to flatter and massage an ego.

His pitch is now to throw himself behind Hardrada’s claim to the throne just to spite his brother Harold.

If Tostig cannot have the throne he will try to stop Harold Godwinson’s reign at any cost but be warned, if things do not go well for Hardrada, Tostig and Copsig will switch sides at the drop of a hat.

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June 1066: News of Tostig and William

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TOSTIG’S TORTUOUS TRAVELS

Tostig’s European Tour continues.  ‘Once I get to the Orkneys, it will be easy to sail to Norway to meet Harald Hardrada. He too has a claim to the throne and has an axe to grind with Harold’ said Tostig.

IS HARALD HARDRADA TOSTIG’S LAST HOPE?

Reports suggest that on 2nd June Tostig did indeed sail to Norway. He thinks that he has a ‘good idea’ that will appeal to King Harald Hardrada.

If Hardrada believes that any campaign with Tostig will succeed he is more stupid than he looks. Believe me when I say that he is doomed, he is really doomed. All Tostig’s ideas ultimately prove disastrous.

A BLESSING IN DISGUISE

On the 17th June, a Charter for the Holy Trinity in Caen was ratified by William and confirmed the status of the Abbey of the Holy Trinity. Work had started on this Benedictine monastery in 1062 as a penance to appease the Bishop of Rouen following William’s marriage to Matilda of Flanders.

Following the dedication of the Abbey, sources close to the Duke suggested that it was a further example of William’s godliness.

COMMENT

I believe that William is profiting from the Papal Blessing and that the dedication of the Abbey, at this time, is more than coincidence. I suggest that it is all propaganda, designed to woo the people of Normandy to follow William on some kind of religious crusade.

It seems that you can pull the wool over people’s eyes all the time.

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